Trumps attorney: “Try not to break any laws on the way to the parking lot.”

A billion over a century is only 10 million per year. Does that exceed the birth rate?

All religions think all other religions are not “real”, because of their “There can be only one!” Highlander shit.

Aboard what?

They don’t consider it because they want to be re-elected in the next few years. Fixing a problem that’s more than “the next election” away holds no interest for them, or most of their constituents.

In Texas, and most of the places I know of, people won’t ride the bus, or the bike. When it’s August and the high temp for the day is 108, with 65% relative humidity, everybody wants to get in their car with the AC blowing directly on them, and be comfortable.

In my experience, every public bus I’ve been on has been miserable.

Their annoyance with Reddit users. “Quit trying to Reddit my Lemmy!”

Found the feminist

“made a billion” as in profited that much?

Or,

“Made a billion” as in that much revenue?

I hope you negotiated points for your salary.

Myrrh. I used to hear it as a kid in church. Haven’t heard it in decades by now.

My friend had a pet pig with 3 legs. When I asked why the pig only had 3 legs he said “a pig that good, you don’t eat all at once.”

I get up to go to the bathroom, find the waiter, and take care of it then.

Touch screens break and wear too, and it’s more expensive to replace a touch screen than an AC fan knob.