Yeah like I can’t say it’s not a conspiracy theory (that I agree with) but marking it is still very… bold?

I love the jank message summaries

I got one the other day that summarized a message from my 75 year old mom as a conspiracy theory. I can’t imagine having the confidence to mark a clients message as a conspiracy theory even if it 100% was.

Here’s the summary:

Conspiracy theory about government agencies being privatized for profit.

Original text:

They would turned it into a private owned so they can profit from it. That’s why they changing all the government agencies and turn it into profitable businesses for them. See how all the big corporations are lined up with trump.

I wonder if the next pope installed will be more conservative since that’s hot at the moment

I know a few Catholics in my family turned on the current pope at some point

Kinda confused how it’s RuneScape like at all?

I guess the inventory and gear pages give me rs vibes. Looks jank enough to be fun so I’ll give it a shot

I assumed he’s trying to get those settlement payout bribes that trump is cashing in on

Probably focus on finishing a project. I myself have a graveyard of unfinished shit but it’s not a great look if you’ve never finished something.

Starting a project is always the fun part but if you quit something the second you hit a wall you won’t be pushing yourself to actually learn. You also probably wouldn’t be much use to someone trying to maintain and develop their project.

I was a dev for ten+ years then pivoted to pm during Covid

Feel like as in introvert small talk is the best

Getting to shoot the shit with someone knowing you won’t be trapped in the convo for long

Frangible sounds like a word I’d make up when I can’t remember a word

Like what kind of frustration? I feel like I don’t stew on things and it’s pretty rare to be mad about something the next day.

For better or worse I find it hard to care about things that are out of my control

Condensed

Also the tiny box of firecrackers as “82 FIREWORKS”

It’s basically cop drug bust math

I mean tbf they opened a box of those individual firecrackers and counted each one lol

Guess it sounds scarier than some knives and a box of firecrackers

The perfect weapon to poke holes into the drywall of your friends parent’s basement

I think the full experience would be children running around with the dirtiest faces you’ve ever seen.

Your uncle getting in trouble with the park ranger for feeding the seagulls again.

One of your cousins brought their new girlfriend to the event and are for some reason fighting in the parking lot

Your aunt brought her Rottweiler who barks and snaps at all the families passing by

I grew up in Florida

I got a standing desk at work and when I was nervous I just started pacing around the whole office and creeping out my employees. Had to get back to sitting

Billion user platform that’s popular with young people has young people interested in easy to get drugs. Won’t someone think of the children

Getting strong “MTV made my child addicted to the devils lettuce” vibes from these comments

Yeah who else is going to pay for 1GB speeds knowing the most they’ll ever get is 400MB

This just seems like arguing for the sake of arguing. I just replaced my battery for shy of $50 which is a bit much but I lazied out on the ifixit kit.