I for one would like to try this “nuclear fish”…preferably crumbed, deep fried and doused in lemon juice. With a serve of fries.

Nitrogen Execution?

They’re gonna freeze him and strike tap him with a baseball bat hammer?

Then deploy a bunch of Roombas to clean up the human icicle shards?

“SNIFF!!”

Ah, I love the smell of fresh tanks in the morning! Its metallic!

Aw Bruz, the amount of damage you did to NSW is far more than Jordies fucking in your guest houses…more than the building you and your fam swiped from the Italian Community, more than the all the money in the world…

…putting on a “woe is me” victimizing regime to the courts isn’t doing you any favours…it just adds more fuel to the fires like Jordies housebombing. Or the Black Saturday Bushfires that rought havok across the world…

Good to see you in the field Harley Q.

When I got blackout drunk last week and I’m still feeling the hangover effects…I’m 29 for fuck sake! Let me do what I did ten years ago and still come out strong!

I don’t exactly know what goes on, I’m on Lemmy at 3am most times and I see the same stuff just reposted…

Like Patches O Houlahan from Dodgeball once said:

“I drink my own piss because its sterile and I like the taste!”

What do you do for a living?

I sell drugs to minors and bribe police to allow me to keep doing it.

No, I’m a construction worker building houses and units.

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What the hell is it that you people want?

Keys to Paradise and a new Bentley. Preferably the ones they use at LeMans…

I don’t think China wants to know how often i make videos of me taking a dump…

How long till Ol Musky sues them for some stupid reason?