“Am I out of touch? No, it’s the gamers who are wrong.”

It’s all fun and games until ChatGPT orders you a truckload of rice.

“Hello, Sergeant at Arms? I’d like to report a murder.”

The more you tighten your grip, Google, the more ad revenue will slip through your fingers.

https://railwaynews.net/wiki/what-is-positive-train-control-ptc-the-gps-based-safety-mandate

Not for very long, anyway.

Jogging can skeletonize a cow in under a minute.

Never trust anyone who tells you he runs his company like a family. That just means he’s run out of actual family members to exploit.

$20.1 million across three lawsuits. Bro had the wrong visa. He said he was here as a tourist, but clearly he was here on business.

[citation needed]

These are people who ask what Obama was doing to prevent 9/11. Never mind that it happened three years before he was even elected to the Senate. They’ll blame everyone but themselves.

TikTok, tomorrow: “We found the issue that was causing some users to be blocked from sending the word ‘Epstein’. Now all users are correctly blocked from sending the word ‘Epstein’.”