Even a fool, if he keeps silent, is considered wise.

It’s almost like he lied just to get into office and then do whatever he wanted.

People making tiny inconveniences for themselves instead of imposing them on everyone else is the essence of civilization.

I happily trade future destruction for present deliciousness.

And accepted, it appears.

Firing people responsible for nuclear weapons and now bird flu. That’s war and pestilence. Any more horsemen of the apocalypse we want to loose?

All illegal immigrants are “the worst”, like all Gazans are “terrorists”.

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If that doesn’t work, you could always deport as many vulnerable members of the lowest stratum of society, so you couldn’t work the factories even if you had the materials.

Try threatening some friendly allied countries for more land.

How many brain cells does an orange cat pillow have?

That was a negotiation tactic…

Ok, I mistook all of these for just one. So, a self-coup? Getting hold of all the important bits of government so no-one can ever take them back?

This really reads as preliminary to a Night of the Long Knives.

Found Satan.

Immigrants made America great, and America needs immigrants to remain great.

My improvement shall last a full week, and then I shall revert to sloth.

I’m shocked. What an incredible surprise. It’s almost like their opinion of the legitimacy of the election depends on the winner.

Under Christianity, I think children were instructed to hold their hands together in order to discourage fidgeting. I’m not aware of any Biblical reason to clasp hands. In fact, I think in the Old Testament hands were often raised in prayer.