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So we’re mistaking death threats for free speech now, huh.

No thanks. I’m not in it for the money… or the empty promise of money.

I realize I said MechWARRIOR, not MechAssault, and now I must hang my nerd head in shame.

I revisit MechWarrior every time I need to soft mod an Xbox.

Is that Ken Burns between them?

Now the rednecks will want to kidnap her even more.

Sorry Jovan Musk, from Calvin Klein! The answer is nooooOOOOOoooo. Old Twitter is dead. You killed it, and now you’re trying to sell me its smelly corpse.

Good grief, that’s an even more nightmarish video game image than the Assassin’s Creed guy with two eyes bulging out from under a wig.

Gee Ron DeSuckass, if you let all your kill-billy followers die to COVID now, who will vote for you in the next election year?

I’d compare Alex Jones to an oversized, inflamed hemorrhoid. Always bloated, red, and a huge pain in the ass.

Okay, I’ll keep that in mind. Does it prevent the “no ad blockers” warning from popping up on YouTube?

Ad blocker ultimate, on Firefox. What should I be using?

Those a-holes finally started blocking ad blockers on YouTube. I wasn’t sure when it was gonna happen, but it happened today for me.

“We are gathered here today to honor the memory of Nancy Pelosi, who-”
“Wait, no! I’m still running for Senate in 2032! I just switched to the Zombie Party!”
“…I told you guys this should have been a closed casket funeral.”

This is dee-dee-dee chess, I think.

And he’s… proud of this?

I hope he’s disbarred. At minimum, Bill Barr should get a restraining order against him.

Or would care to.

Trump can’t pardon the shiv your cellmate sticks into you because you won’t stop talking about Trump all the damn time. Just put a little hydroxychloroquine on the wound and walk it off!

Well, if the worst comes to pass and that orange bastard actually does become president again, it’ll be fun to watch Joey Bigtime Biggs squirm waiting for that mythical pardon. Assuming we’re not all nuclear vapor by that point.