“They use computers to do what??? Shit, guess I’ll become a woodworker then.”

And asking them to speak English is like an indecent proposal, I guess they’d react more favourably if you asked for a public blowjob

France, if you don’t happen to speak French

1. No drugs
2. Watch the news
3. No more laughing at anything

Asking “why” only makes sense in the context of a conscious decision, unless you accept something like “because the Big Bang happened” as an answer.

Which of them?

Americans invented neither the car not the computer.

Most of them

1984

Germans, being efficient, just call it “veh”

The same as 40 years ago

Stop getting older. Besides that, not much of a chance I’m afraid.

Great suggestion when you are the IT admin, lol

Not totally sure what you mean, but does this count? https://youtu.be/VbEMgnklKkA

In dubio pro reo. Innocent until proven guilty. I thought that was in the universal declaration of human rights or something. Stunned to learn that any country that calls itself democratic could do otherwise.

Or, from another perspective: many people in my country take so much for granted, not knowing how lucky they are.

No, but I’m sure my neighbour does

“Install Linux” isn’t the answer you’re looking for I assume?

Not an easy question to answer. You should ask of them, or check the poems and songs they write.

Bohemian Rhapsody

I know, one of them is called Microsoft