I wouldn’t use twitter if they paid me

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I would if given the chance, I really don’t like people.

My parents bought a ‘luxury’ SUV because it was the only electric vehicle that fit their needs. Despite all the ‘luxury’ features, I’d prefer a Honda Civic or something due to a number of incidents with the POS infotainment system, the most notable of which is when it TRIED TO CALL 911 because its voice command function misinterpreted some background noise as a prompt.

The only reason it didn’t get us arrested for abusing emergency services is because we were in an area without cellphone reception.