Dan68@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIt’s that time of the year.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down19file-text
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minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·edit-21 year agoWild turkeys fly very short distances, kinda like a jump on the moon. They freak out and sling feathers everywhere, travel in groups, and collectively make a fuck-ton of noise. I’m pretty sure we started eating them just to shut them the fuck up.
minus-squareCommissarVulpin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year ago collectively make a fuck-ton of noise Wow, they really are the perfect mascot for the US
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoBenjamin Franklin thought so too. https://fi.edu/en/science-and-education/benjamin-franklin/national-bird
minus-squarekemsat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoNah, bald eagles are thieves & bullies.
minus-squareAntiproton@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down2·1 year agoTurkey tastes like packing material. We started eating them because we were starving in the wilderness.
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSomeone was just posting yesterday about how wild turkeys taste like shit compared to farmed turkeys.
Wild turkeys fly very short distances, kinda like a jump on the moon. They freak out and sling feathers everywhere, travel in groups, and collectively make a fuck-ton of noise.
I’m pretty sure we started eating them just to shut them the fuck up.
Wow, they really are the perfect mascot for the US
Benjamin Franklin thought so too.
https://fi.edu/en/science-and-education/benjamin-franklin/national-bird
Nah, bald eagles are thieves & bullies.
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Turkey tastes like packing material. We started eating them because we were starving in the wilderness.
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Someone was just posting yesterday about how wild turkeys taste like shit compared to farmed turkeys.
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