For the uninitiated
“Got confused”?
Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?
Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?
He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It’s quite the dangler.
I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930
They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.
Shai-Hulud
Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?
When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.
“Put that eldritch horror away.”
Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension
(I don’t get it)
Wait, 👀 for real?
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“Dammit, Willem, put that thing away! Nobody is gonna believe that shit is real!”
There are images on the internet of his penis. It’s not “confusingly large,” I don’t think. He’s just one of those guys that tends to hang large and low. A shower rather than a grower, as they say.
The fuck did I just watch
It’s OK. Welcome to the other side.
Not my proudest
Damn I’m kinda jealous
Must be uncomfortable to walk with an elephant’s trunk in your pants
I’ll take “problems I want” for $1,000, alex
Oh my God! No, thank you!
Poor man.
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His green goblin popped up for me.
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Is this just in reference to “Anti-christ?”. I don’t think I’ve seen him naked in anything else.
