I have a friend who hates calzones and finds them offensive. I don’t particularly love calzones, but I’ll send a photo whenever I eat one just to keep the hate alive.

I have a friend who doesn’t like Kamala. She’s simultaneously not leftist enough and also “too woke” for him. Says he won’t vote for her. He lives in Nevada where his vote actually matters.

He also has strong opinions about the homeless and how we should do nothing and just let them die in the streets.

We only talk about sports now.