But, you don’t understand the toilet. The toilet cannot be monetized if we cannot see you taking a poo. Changing the glass doors will completely kill a trillion dollar industry.
By using this toilet you “agree” consent to our updated reams of legal mumbo jumbo designed to overwhelm you, and which chips away at your rights and hands them over to us.
If you click “disagree”, you are free to have your gallbladder feel as if it is going to burst, which may cause internal damage that is NOT our responsibility.
This restroom service has been brought to you by the techbro suits eyeing that new Learjet for unlimited weekend cocaine-and-hookers trips to Vegas and the Caribbean.
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We updated our policies to be more transparent.
Pray we do not update it further
They install cameras and sell the feed access to the highest bidder.
They force you to watch a 30 second ad for each wad of toilet paper used
You can pee for free, but pooing requires you to sign up with your email address and credit card.
You get regular notifications informing which of your friends are pooing nearby.
Invite 3 friends to get 1 month premium pooing for free.
Get an ultra yearly subscription and you get a frosted glass cubicle for enhanced privacy (camera feed remains in cubicle)
This photo is actual nightmare fuel. 😫
Aren’t these the ones where the stall walls turn opaque when you lock the door?
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Some turn opaque by itself when you’re doing your heavy sweaty business there for some time.
Or a misguided solution to prevent drug use in public stalls?
Yeah… sure…
“I have nothing to hide!”
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This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
This one of those fancy glasses that is no longer see through once you lock the door? That would be a genius way of telling which toilets are empty.
Every app with ‘go’ at the end of its name now.
Is that one second from the right missing a seat?
