I didn’t realize Siri and the cats were conspiring. Yesterday I went into the living room to investigate a ruckus and found one of my cats sitting on the couch while the home pod in the window sill was playing Mumford and Sons.
This started in 2011, when cats killed Jobs. Tim Cook is not a real person but a mere avatar operated by cats.
Cats are responsible for the ligma outbreak?
Ligma what?
Better check your order history lol
So for all of apple’s design faults, I genuinely think this might have been intentional because it feels like the venn diagram of Apple software engineers and cat owners is more like a circle.
I wish owning a cat got me employment as an apple SWE :/
Does the cat wear a turtle-neck sweater/jumper?
Playlist
- “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
- “Cool for Cats” – Squeeze
- “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” – The Tokens
- “Three Cool Cats” – The Coasters
- The Cure - Lovecats
- The Ink Spots - That Cat Is High
- Shaggs - My Pal Foot Foot
- Lords Of Acid - Pussy
- Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats
„Tommy the cat“ - Primus
“Lions Also Cry” - Gato Barbieri
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The day we understand ourstand what our cats say is the day they go back into the streets. Hopefully Google doesn’t add meow to Google Translate. 😢
They are listening to f*cking everything.
I find this more scary than wholesome.
