• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
    8·
    11 hours ago

    For my cat:

    Making biscuits on my dick and balls well I wince from occasional claws. Instead of laying down, they just jump off and walk away.

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
      6·
      9 hours ago

      According to my husband, our small cat is a tiny little fairy princess, right up to the moment she stomps on his balls with 500 kilos.

      • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
        2·
        7 hours ago

        9 times out of 10 she’ll just curl up between my legs after doing the pain dance.

        I think the time she doesn’t lay down she’s just punishing me for not feeding her. It’s this or clawing the couch next to me, which she never does unless her food bowl is empty.