Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the universe, born just in time to join a crew of road pirates!
Turns out the most profitable AI business model is stealing the hardware before anyone can spend billions teaching it to hallucinate. Wall Street calls that an asset light strategy. Nvidia calls it demand. The thieves call it same day delivery.
The profit margins must be great.
Holy shit computer hardware road pirates in the year of our lord 2026. What a wacky world we live in
Thats what happens when you pushbhardware to be more expensive than gold
A new “back to the their roots” fast and furious movie. Instead of A/V gear it’s GPUs this time
I Think this too! Redo fast and furious with GPU!
Still kinda A/V gear.
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Cyberpunk Lore predicted much. Stealing hardware from a vehicle convoy was definitely a mission.
Knocking the AV out of the sky via emp cost about 120 million eddies.
grand-theft-GPU
You have to steal the hardware IRL before you can play the game on it.
FAST and FURIOUS - Opening Scene Car Chase
From DVD players to GPUs in a generation
Fast and Furious Betamax!
In that movie they were stealing VCRs, weren’t they? Makes me feel a billion years old
Stealing VCRs are a gateway drug to becoming an enemy to multiple countries and driving in space.
Good. Where to we sign up to fund their efforts lol
Things are getting kinda cyberpunk out here in The Sprawl.
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So they get paid selling the “stolen” hardware and insurance fraud on top of it. And still nobody does anything.
Doing Gods work
Damn defo inside jobs. Won’t be surprised if the fucking suits start demanding HR to double-check applicant bonafides (where I live, applying for a job requires you must have a clean slate – no police records – and plenty of government IDs).
New era of pinkertons with shotguns riding in back with the pallets of RTX coming
Time to reboot CHIPS.
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