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Daniel Lakeland @dlakelan@mastodon.sdf.org

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Oct 01, 2026, 11:32 PM

  • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    You don’t know my stats, dawg. I rolled sick in luck; my life partner was a virgin when I met him. I mean, he still is a virgin, but he used to be one too!