I’m in my highschool biology class. Teacher† “We have a guest. Hey you. What should we call you?” Guest mouthing “Out there in the cold” Teacher “as per usual we will now ask questions to figure out who they are.” Me “so how long have you been a Pink Floyd fan?” Guest, pointing at mid back “since my hair was this long” Class <confused murmurs>

After every one asks him their questions one person asked me how I knew they were a Pink Floyd fan. I was the only person to recognize what he mouthed.

Things got really weird after that. A day later I went to a yogo class with my girlfriend. The class had a special guest host. It was the same guy. Despite my facial blindness I knew it was him because he had eyes that didn’t look in the same direction.

† she eventually became state Teacher of the Year and one of the first people in America to get gay married

Edit, added “gay”