fireweed@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 26 days agoMitch McConnell returns to the Senate after three-month absence due to health issueswww.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1191arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1187arrow-down1external-linkMitch McConnell returns to the Senate after three-month absence due to health issueswww.cnn.comfireweed@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 26 days agomessage-square44fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredregan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·26 days agoIt took some time for the dark magic absorbed through the ritual sacrifice of Lindsey Graham to fully restore Mitch to a shadow of his living self.
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·26 days agoEvery ladybug contained the essence of one youth. One young male, kept on Lindsey Graham’s body. Lindsey was the unholy vessel of the philosopher’s kidney stones. A host like no other. They had to use every single ladybug on Mitch. It wasn’t enough…
It took some time for the dark magic absorbed through the ritual sacrifice of Lindsey Graham to fully restore Mitch to a shadow of his living self.
Every ladybug contained the essence of one youth. One young male, kept on Lindsey Graham’s body. Lindsey was the unholy vessel of the philosopher’s kidney stones. A host like no other. They had to use every single ladybug on Mitch. It wasn’t enough…