That’s why they get paid the money they get paid.
Time to get their money’s worth (?)
Dude also has his house blurred out on Google Maps street view.
Keep track of his every move just so we know he isn’t breaking the law
This dude is so screwed. I don’t think he even realizes yet.
Oh no, won’t somebody think of his privacy
Btw in a completely unrelated train of thought, have you guys seen the low low prices on poo flinging trebuchets?
It’s fun, easy, and highly educational to build your own!
Is fresh and steamy an upgrade? Or liquid?
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Ok that was actually pretty rewarding to write. I had the concept bouncing around for hours. But oh boy, imagine being killed with a pig piss fueled flamethrower, I’ve got several other ways of dieing that I’d prefer.
Does he feel unsafe? Just put up a Flock camera on your house, Garrett! So we can all be sure that you are as safe as a bug all snug in a rug.
Was about to say the same thing: aren’t Americans supposed to accept a trade-off between security and privacy? He’s a public figure, he should get total security with cameras everywhere around his house, and their feed should be public so that his security is crowd-managed!
Its almost like privacy is a good thing.
Hope nothing bad happens to you. Surely not. Flock cameras make everything safer right?
This is a periodic reminder. I’m on mobile so I’m copying a previous comment.
Flock Safety is only the tip of the problem.
Some districts are de-Flocking only to install an Axon ALPR network service. Keep fighting until your community outlaws all ALPRs and ALPR lookups are inadmissable in court.
There are other technologies that are already in use and widely abused by law enforcement such as IMSI catchers, geofence warrants and Drones as First Responder. Learn what your district allows and be a civil nuisance untill that shit is blocked.
Judges have long ceased tightly constraining judicial warrants, and most courts accept the good faith exception, so US and state courts cannot be trusted with any overreaching surveillance technology or forensic tools. This includes chromatic field drug tests and detection dogs.
Maybe put up some cameras all around his house and social life and broadcast it while at it
Dude fuck that guy
Massive criminal
Folks should show up at the edge of his property with lawn chairs and coolers and just “hang out”. Don’t speak to him or threaten him in anyway, just sit there and Document everything he does. When he complains tell him it’s for his safety and he should thank them.
And bring lots of cameras, filming the house from all angles
You’d need to get the attention of MAGA on this if you wanted people to do stuff IRL
They’d drive a convoy around his block blasting Metallica for a week after coordinating with their friends in the police and bringing donuts to local tow companies. Maybe if you’re lucky someone on the left will flyer a coffee shop in Chicago.
That would actually be hilarious im ngl to u
concerns over privacy and potential police misuse.
Couldn’t even go one sentence without propaganda. It’s very well documented that it is ACTIVELY being misused. Concerns is their “allegedly” to escape libel allegations, this was a choice.
I’ll say this as many times as it takes. NEWSWEEK ISNT FUCKING NEWS. IT IS A TABLOID. IT IS LESS THAN NOTHING. STOP FUCKING POSTING IT AND GIVING THESE GHOULS MONEY.
Thinking we need a shareable list of good alternatives we can share to other people.
Anyone got some good independent news sources we can share and use?
There’s a community focused on independent journalism that might interest y’all !Independent_Media@lemmy.today
Just made this post after doing this, hope it’s acted on.
https://vger.to/sh.itjust.works/post/65820322
If anyone wants to help, please engage that post in hopes that the development team acts on it.

He should just point a flock camera at his house. Then he’ll be 80% safer based on a study I just made up like the ones on their sales pitch.
Would be a shame if someone created a network of cameras tracking his every move and posted it online for free in real time. Nothing illegal about that, right? No implicit threat in that, right?
‘If he’s done nothing wrong there’s nothing to hide’
Good. Very good. I hope he feels true fear. I hope he gets what is deserved.










