cannedtuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWhen I go out, I want to go out with a banglemmy.worldimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1316arrow-down17
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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 months agoPopcorn kernels? Nah. Coin batteries.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·2 months ago“How’d they die?” “Injested a large quantity of coin batteries and corn kernels.” “Why on Earth would anyone do that?”
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoNews story: Fucking tight thing happened when a dude ate…
minus-squareNeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoPffft amateurs. I’d just drink 3 litres of gasoline and shove a timed fuse down my throat. Everyone in the church will think satan is coming to get me
Popcorn kernels? Nah.
Coin batteries.
“How’d they die?”
“Injested a large quantity of coin batteries and corn kernels.”
“Why on Earth would anyone do that?”
News story: Fucking tight thing happened when a dude ate…
Pffft amateurs. I’d just drink 3 litres of gasoline and shove a timed fuse down my throat. Everyone in the church will think satan is coming to get me