This is now fact in my world and no one can convince me otherwise.

Almost as good as the story about how Patrick Chowder was preparing a bedtime snack of warm milk, with a bowl of crackers and shucked oysters and spilled his milk. The world was never the same.

Buckled on jazz cabbage

That’s me rn. Not figuratively either, but literally. And no, I will not be providing any proof of this. Just take my word for it.

This reads how English Wikipedia claims Americans invented all cocktails