Haven’t bought name brand Pop-Tarts in years, but have occasionally picked up Toaster 'Betes or whatever the off-brand versions are called.
Noticed a ‘sale’ on the name brand and got conned into buying them. They’re now smaller, have less frosting, and have way less filling. The damn things were so flimsy that two of them snapped trying to take them out of the toaster.
If you get a craving for some nice sugary betes for breakfast, stick to the off-brands. They’re now higher quality than the name brand.
The future is stupid.
I’m a barbarian, I’ll just rip a chunk off of a loaf of bread and microwave it for a few seconds so it’s all warm and moist.
Oh, and I cook entire packs of bacon at once so sometimes I’ll cram some bacon in there, with some hash browns from the air fryer and microwaved eggs. Just like barbarians used to do.
In this economy!!!
Sometimes I can’t help it, I just need to season my bread with protein and more carbs.