laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agoWhy do they always do thislemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1317arrow-down12
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minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoDisclaimer: I did not write this, it’s a meme before the word meme became a thing… I fucked an old woman in the graveyard, God bless her old soul she was dead. Maggots crawled out of her asshole, and hairs fell out of her head. After the ordeal was over, I felt I had committed a sin. So out of my pocket I drew a straw, and sucked out the load I shot in.
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·3 months agoMy sister was a long gone ho Yet that didn’t stop me though Treated her right even in death Cannot beat that necroincest Her body cooled, so I sought To microwave that dead thot Found the bitch was too big Chopped her up like the pig She was and then I did have A dozen holes to split in half … Thank you, I’ll take donations in my ass if you can find the will to ejaculate in the same general direction of that fetid sarlac pit I got going on back there.
Disclaimer: I did not write this, it’s a meme before the word meme became a thing…
Worst hoedown ever
My sister was a long gone ho
Yet that didn’t stop me though
Treated her right even in death
Cannot beat that necroincest
Her body cooled, so I sought
To microwave that dead thot
Found the bitch was too big
Chopped her up like the pig
She was and then I did have
A dozen holes to split in half
…
Thank you, I’ll take donations in my ass if you can find the will to ejaculate in the same general direction of that fetid sarlac pit I got going on back there.