• Abyssian@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Growing up I heard conflicting reports on how to be a winner. Nike said “Just Do It!” and the government said “Just Say No!” Since Nike was cool I assumed they meant smoking and drugs, and since the government was boring I assumed they meant being responsible, working, and paying taxes.

    So to make sure I stay a winner I always just do drugs, and say no to the people who tell me to stop and get a job.

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      D.A.R.E. was an acronym apparently. (And I guess it wasn’t “drugs are really excellent”) I thought I was being dared to do drugs.

      And I’m no chicken.