Both times I just had another option with actual friends that I wanted to do more. I don’t really give a shit about anyone from high school, but curiosity would have gotten me to go if it wasn’t for the other option each time.

And, to be honest, I’ve seen a lot of them on Facebook and they’re looking a lot older than I look, so I guess I could have rubbed it in the faces of some of the people that thought they were hot shit back then.