Brown for the crack was a … choice
Covers up the stains
it’s hot. so you choose shorts.
you choose the hottest fucking shorts possible with the technology of 1971.
your testes cook.
there is no upside to any of this.
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
Wow. It’s been a decade since I saw this. I knit. And every time it makes the rounds someone sends it to me. Even though it’s crotchet. Which is the fast way to irritate a knitter.
But you could knit shorts, right?
I’ve done “boy shorts” before. A lot more work than thongs. But it’s really more about people not knowing the difference between knitting and crocheting. It’s like giving someone who loves metal a Winger CD but it turns out they are a blacksmith.

Is that the boy shorts or the thong? Never seen any of those in a knitted version, so I have no idea what to expect
Boy shorts. Thongs have a very different geometry.

Thanks for clearing that up with another photo. Have a nice day
It took a while to find one that wasn’t completely NSFW.
knitting changes lives.
Hahah
Stupid sexy Flanders
But it’s got pockets!!!
And belt loops!
Hell to the yes. Anytime the discomfort of those that are with you is a must.
show us the front!!!
Sensory nightmare tbh
I have pretty thick body hair. For me wearing this would be a sensory nightmare, and it would also make my butt look like Nancy.

Well ventilated, I think? Just the thing for us Europeons!

Genau!
This isn’t a heat wave, this is a sweltering heat wave.
I used a translation app in case anyone else was struggling with the German
It isn’t just too warm…
It’s TSUWARMI
this is cute
Does anyone sell these?
🙋 I’d prefer them to be pj like ish.
Should have made them with chunky yarn.









