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    8 hours ago

    Furry creature types with ease

    Paws playing music with keys

    Telling their feeders what2 do

    Are they predators or is it true

    If you die the beast will eat yu

    Barfing up sum vry nasty goo

    Barbed penis and many fleas

    But I wanna pet them, please

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            1 hour ago

            A skit of three lines:

            Man: I am the son of God!

            Woman: That’s blasphemous!

            Man: But sister, surely you know our father?

            God is a unified field of consciousness that arose from the supersymmetry of the ever-present, eternal emptiness to then fold in and on Itself across eleven dimensions to form a topological matrix that acts as a monadic nodal communication system; entanglements defined by the communication process of Server, Client, Holy Internet.