They call me the king of the spreadsheets. Gottem all printed out on my bed sheets.
My new computer’s got the clocks
It rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
Weird Al’s “hundred gigabytes of RAM” is still baller in 2026!
Flat screen monitor, 40" wide!
About as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller.
Is that Google Sheets? Eww.
Ah, I see you’re an Office for Mac kinda person
Laughs in Libreoffice Calc
Nah, I bet they’re a Numbers on iPhone mini person.
How dare the both of you.
I think killing the guy who said you use Numbers would classify as justified. That’s too far of an insult
I got so triggered I had a seizure so I won’t be killing anyone today.
That’s good… On a completely unrelated note, I like your hat.
Perhaps a MacBook Wheel user
Is there an OpenOffice version of this? You might have a buyer here.
OpenOffice has been dead for a decade. Please, forget it has ever existed and use LibreOffice instead. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I knew one of them was the current one but since I haven’t used them in a while I wasn’t sure which one. Guess I guessed wrong. Thank you for your PSA.
it’s not dead, it’s just very little maintained by apache the last release was november 2025
First time you sleep in this, it’ll mess up your tables.
Nightmare stuff
You monster.
Looks (micro)soft.
… anyone? Anyone at all? Really? Fine…
… that’s what she said.
