As I understand it that’s just combat medics, you will be healed weather you like it or not. It’s either that or when the healer gets a shotgun, used to love playing shotgun medic in Battlefield 4.

Call 911 but not for me

As someone that once took a prescription that violently disagreed with my biology and general well-being, that sign is entirely appropriate.

this is what I call my decks in card games where you turn healing into enemy damage

they should have some oxybutynin back there that would have prevented them from losing control of their P

Reminds me of the NOFX song Oxymoronic.