I let it rip. My farts echoed across the vast emptiness of the public bathroom as the neon lights flickered beyond the stall. And then I heard it… a chuckle… “Hold on, man, there’s this guy in here that just absolutely wrecked the shitter. Let me put you on speaker, this is fucking hilarious”. That is what the voice said before the chuckle turned into a horrifying laughter. “YO, DUDE, WHAT DID YOU EAT?”, the devil screamed. “I’m livestreaming this. This shit is too funny!” Death was upon me. Death was close.