Nice try stochastic pick pocketer

FR = PHONE FL= KEYS RR=WALLET LEFT WRIST =WATCH/FITNESS TRACKER NECK OF SHIRT = GLASSES
Sorry. I count to five before leaving the house to make sure I have everything and so I included more than pockets.
Ctrl + F. “Knife.” Only 5 results.
I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.
A tissue.
Just in case.
Phone-front right pocket Wallet-back right pocket
Wallet goes in my back left. Used to be my right but the way I sit that started to give me some sciatica issues no problem since I switched pockets. I also switched to a thinner wallet which probably helps as well but that came well after switching sides
Back right usually gets a bandana
Things move around between my front pockets a bit.
I usually carry a pocket knife and if it has a clip that gets clipped to the front right, no exceptions. If it doesn’t have a clip it could be in either front pocket, or possibly a belt pouch.
I usually have a pen on me and if my shirt doesn’t have a pocket that goes there as well.
I’ve been sporting a curly handlebar moustache for probably 15 years now, and if I’m wearing jeans or something else with a similar little watch/coin pocket, my tin of moustache wax goes there. Otherwise that tin goes into whichever pocket I find it’s rattling the least against whatever else is in that pocket.
Phone switches back and forth between my left and right front pocket, based mostly on which hand I was last using it with. If I was just aimlessly scrolling on my phone or texting someone I probably had it in my right hand so it goes in the front right. It occasionally also ends up in a jacket or shirt pocket.
If I was using it while I was doing something else, like maybe looking at a recipe while I was cooking it was probably in my left hand so it goes in that pocket.
If I have cargo pockets it sometimes ends up in one of those. One of my pairs of hiking pants has a pocket that fits it really nicely.
Keys generally get clipped to a belt loop on my right side, the case for my earbuds gets clipped on my left. Other times they end up in a jacket pocket or usually my front right pocket.
I usually carry a small notepad with me, like with the pen it preferably goes in a shirt pocket, otherwise it usually ends up in my right front, or if I have cargo pockets one of those.
HOW MANY POCKETS DO YOU HAVE AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A BANANA POCKET?! 😭
Edit: my ass totally read banana when you actually said banDana. Mb but we were laughing hysterically about a banana pocket.
Normally 5-7 between my shirt and pants.
2 front and back pockets on my pants
The little watch pocket on jeans and such
One or two shirt pockets
Occasionally I wear cargo pants or shorts which adds 2+ more pockets
And if I’m wearing a jacket, that adds a few more. My most commonly worn jacket has 2 hip, 2 chest, and 2 inside pockets
And if I’m fishing, even I don’t know how many pockets are on my vest, pretty sure that adds a dozen or so
Keys front right, wallet rear right, phone rear left. That’s all I carry.
Front left is for anything miscellaneous I pick up during the day, if I do.
Before I retired, I also carried a pen, and a leatherman tool, but I don’t need those anymore.
So you sit on your phone?
Front left: wireless headphones, flashlight, wallet, 6ft of Paracord.
Front right: cell phone, knife.
Back left: any small trash I’ve collected throughout the day.
Back right: usually empty 🤷♂️
I don’t like sitting on things. Kept my wallet in my back right until I was 25 or 30, started hurting my back. Since switching it forward, no issues.
I like to put my pocket into my pocket and watch things get real weird.
Left front pocket: wallet Right front pocket: Phone, Keys and a 1 tb thumb drive
Didn’t we just do this yesterday?
Damn, sorry. I was in a restaurant trying to settle a bet. I didn’t have chance to look back at the posts.
I’m prepared for my lashings.
No lashings in order, but that is an uncanny coinkydink.
I tend to keep a fair bit of my stuff clipped to my belt loops, not quite as streamlined and elegant as cramming everything in a pocket, but much easier to tell when something is missing (and far less likely to beat up my phone).
Front left pocket: wallet, multitool (Nextool s11)
Front left belt loop: noise cancelling earbuds (Sony WF-1000XM5)
Front right pocket: phone (pixel 9 pro xl)
Front right belt loop: keys
Hip right belt loop: work badge (when applicable)
Left pocket: phone and if I don’t have a bag then also my secrid wallet behind my phone with my screen against my leg.
Right pocket: folding knife, dog poop bags
If it’s cold then my vest has my gloves and toque when I get to warm.
If it is dark then I have a light clip on my chest in some way so the light is in shining on my path.
If I’m hiking light then I probably have an extendable hiking pole with folding water bottle.
maybe a hair tie or marker pen. sometimes tools (mainly wrenches). uhh not really any specific pockets we use for stuff, ,








