My teenager is going to have to resign himself to the fact that this is Apocalypse’s chair now.
Do you guys always call him Apocalypse? Do you have other nicknames? Like Pocky or soemthing along those lines?
Her nickname happens to be “Alpaca lips”.
I bet they call the cat “Lypse” for short.
I have taught my cat that the words “my spot” mean she has approximately 5 seconds to move on her own or I will pick her up and put her on my lap when I sit there. She knows where I sit and where she can sit if she doesn’t want to be disturbed.
Sometimes, on the dark of the moon, when the planets align, they’ll actually listen when I tell them “vamanos”.
When you bring her to the vet do they address you as “Bringer of the Apocalypse”?
The tech actually cracked a joke somewhat like that at the vet lol. But they love her there she’s honestly a sweet, talkative cuddle bug unlike her sister Abaddon, who doesn’t seem to like anyone but me and dares you to fuck around and find out.
The kitten has priority!
You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
I am indeed.
Seconded on the amazing name
