The Pentagon is making "heavy preparations" for deploying American troops on the ground in Iran as President Donald Trump continues to weigh his options.
Based on my assumption that we live in the stupidest timeline, I predict that Trump will actually fulfill his promise to not put boots on the ground in Iran.
Based on my assumption that we live in the stupidest timeline, I predict that Trump will actually fulfill his promise to not put boots on the ground in Iran.
The Marines will instead be wearing crocs.
Maybe they’ll be wearing those stupid ill-fitting shoes that he’s been ordering for everyone in the admin
Have you see. How expensive crocs are these days?
They’ll be barefoot, and they’ll say it really improves their comfort.