Not even divorced yet and she’s already getting fingerbanged in public with her affair partner. That’s some fine Republican family values there, making her grandchild conceived outside of teenaged marriage proud.
Imagine if someone like AOC acted like ANY of this in public. The bloody Christly GOP would be screaming for her head on a platter.
“Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, Lauren Boebert got fingered in a public theatre, or that she was dry jerking her bf in public while her divorce is still warm, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”. But when I say that AOC was protesting abortion rights outside the supreme court, well then everyone loses their minds!”
Didn’t you see the video of AOC dancing? DANCING!!! The devil’s movement!!
It has been “difficult and humbling.”
Humbling? Humbling? I’ll believe that when I fucking see it. She has never once betrayed the slightest hint of humility.
She’ll get a pass. This is the common refrain from psuedo-Christian fascists. “All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.”
Nah, it’s “She has recognized that which was wrong and has repented. God has forgiven her and who are we to judge?”
Of course, when it’s a liberal, it’s, “They refuse to recant their evil ways, we must stone them to death!”
My totally not made up religion says she needs to be tried as a witch and burned at the stake. Ya know, regular Halloween spooky shit.
Looking objectively at her odds of winning her next election, she won’t.
What values?
She is short of values. A disgusting piece of shit that needs to be removed from her position.
“Do you know who I am?” the congresswoman allegedly asked
Yes unfortunately, and the world would be a better place if I didn’t
“Do you know who I am” is also what the wide-stance republiQan said when he was arrested.
Her and her new boyfriend are absolute trash.
Idk, i heard he runs a lgbq friendly bar and he’s fingerbanging a vapid, married republican in puplic. He seems like a riot.
What values?
What exactly are her values, besides spreading hate and disinformation?
getting to second base in a theater is one of her best values though
Espousing all those good christian values!
Makes the allegations about her formerly being an escort a lot more credible.
formerly?
Right? 99% of American politicians are prostitutes.
Leerin’ Boobert.
Leerin’ at the cock while he fondles her Booberts.
Edit: My phone is chaste and pure and edited ‘cock’to cocktail’.
Well, she didn’t spare the rod, did she? Hos gonna ho.
