Without reading the article, I choose to believe she finally found the perfect Christmas gift.

That was a long long way to the nearest cigarette kiosk.

Who goes to a Kmart 17 miles away at 8:30 at night? Didn’t Kmart (and most stores in general) close by 8 or 9? Even closing at 9, if you drove 17 miles at 40 miles an hour assuming zero traffic or other issues, you’d just barely make it to the store, let alone have time to shop. Awful cover story. F-.

I expect this assignment re-written from scratch, and the rough draft peer reviewed before a final hits my desk. Due Friday, minus 10 percent for the extension.

I hope they sue her into the ground, what in the actual fuck.