Gamera is really neat!

That’s for when he finally dies. No matter how it happens.

Yet another Onion article come to life.

Evil Genius Gates Drops Windows 98 Into NYC Water Supply

My message says up to $6/line and following the link says I’m being moved to “experience signature” which doesn’t seem to exist anywhere on their website.

And direct access to my bank account isn’t happening, so I never had the auto pay discount.

The light and noise pollution no one wants near them are offloaded to space?

Anyone dumb enough to buy these is going to have a rough time finding any sympathy for it.

Is it? I’m being moved to some new plan that doesn’t seem to actually exist.

Fuck you Stephen Miller.

How long do you give an average head of lettuce?

Anyone reminded of AOL buying Time Warner?

I remember xAI merging with Twitter. Does that count?

How are they determining if an an app is a browser?

I doubt this sells enough that anyone bothers with a custom ROM.

Meh. Flock isn’t big enough to hire every rando county commissioner that buys their garbage. This isn’t Lockheed hiring a retiring general or some K street group picking up a friendly senator.

And even if they do hire him, at least he’s not in a position supposedly representing anyone anymore.

Will they remember this the next time he’s up for reelection?

Why stop at his companies? What do they have in common?

I promise you, it wasn’t an engineer who made that decision.

Enough dipshits did that he’s president again.

Every place except Afghanistan.

I have an ~80GB movie that I can watch on a TV that can’t even handle the data rate for that file, nevermind the codecs.

But if the couple minutes to click “this client can’t handle anything over 60Mbps x264” is too much work, then by all means keep paying for Plex. Or “hypothetically” find a smaller copy of that movie.

I’m always amazed by the number of people who absolutely can’t leave Plex because they’ve got 14 grandparents streaming 8k rips all day every day.

What kinds of issues? I put an Intel Arc in my server and it’s working fine AFAICT.