• bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    The interesting thing is that there are surprising numbers of similarities between Trump and syphilis.

    One, you typically only get either of them when you’ve been doing something you shouldn’t have been doing, but there are also a myriad number of innocent victims who truly do not deserve it.

    Two, both of them will destroy you if you don’t get rid of them.

    Three, you’re fucking anyone that you give them to, and possibly also their spouses and children and the future generations that linger on afterwards.

    Four, they’re both much worse when you give them to the underaged

    Five, the minds of people who’ve had them long enough get damaged, and in some cases they even are grateful for having got them in the first place, attributing having received supernatural powers thanks to them.

    Six, thanks to modern technology, they can technically both be cured with a shot.