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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    I would be the oblivious idiot to buy it…broken egg in the dozen? Mine. Moldy blue/black/straw-berry in the pack? Yes, please. Moldy bread? Melted ice cream? Scooped it up too.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know… it just makes people buy the wrong thing. It’s not like they’re going to take it home, pour themselves a glass, take a big gulp and then realize their mistake.

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      You underestimate my wife’s gaffe potential

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        Even the gaffe-prone would generally notice that their milk is coming out thick and slow.

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          She’s used to it being thick and slow.

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          “it looks just like in the commercials!”

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        I also choose this guy’s wife’s gaffe

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      I once washed my mouth with nail polish remover

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