I remember like it was yesterday.
at 7:36am my stomach gurgled and turned so hard it pushed the fart out my intestines with such force, it was like a rocket.
the smell was putrid and suffocating. a miasma filled the room.
I, of course, didn’t have to deal with the aftermath directly. I wake up at 9am.
I don’t think I ever have. I have enough problems down there to never trust a fart.
At one time I worked a block from home, but frequently needed to drive around town, so I would drive into the office. At the same time I was trying to drink more water and was using the propylene-glycol additive Mio for flavor. This has a… loosening effect in sufficient doses.
So, in the one block drive between work and home on a lunch break, I gambled and lost. Skipped lunch and showered instead.
Before a little league game. Very bad time.
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