Something about the angle and the subjects and the colors reminds me of cookbooks from the 80s.
Sophie had a shrimp on new years eve
And I didn’t get one???
SACRILEGE!
Is a party with shrimp similar to a crab rave?
Crustaciouser, curious minds want to knowIt is similar, but more low key, there is more mingling than dancing. Next up, let’s talk about a langoustine fiesta!
I wanna know what kind of host puts out strawberries with the tops still attached.
The kind that wants to leave a convenient handle on their food so party guests can pick one up without finger-fucking the entire fruit bowl.
Wrong. It’s the kind that likes to find the decapitated strawberry tops, covered with their guests spit littered throughout their home.
Easily solved by inviting better guests.
Mission impossible music starts playing.
must…schlimp…
