I fucking loathe the term “compute”. Every time one of these mealy-mouthed motherfuckers lets it slide through sphincter-like lips I want to kick some teeth in.

“Our model has no sense of permanence or real understanding of what words even mean and we re-interpreted this as the ability to lie.”

“We repeat the experiment with a newer dataset and act like we are the first doing this kind of experiment”

“We talk about possible applications in the future writing like your run-of-the-mill generalist newspaper”

“Another article resuming other articles”