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Superman is solar powered, gonna be cancelled sadly
Big oil will never let him live
Wait, are those just patties on buns? No cheese, no lettuce, no tomato? This guy must be some kind of alien
Hanberders, bigly
But what can you actually do among things that Superman can? Wear panties over the pants? Something else?
i can fart the alphabet
Bet Superman can’t.
i hear superman farts rainbows so like, he loses just on spectrum
Given the physics of conservation of mass, he must be shitting a boatload out of view.
His super colon is probably compressing the volume into a dense logs that will shortly damage a nearby sewer system.
OP missed a golden opportunity with “Übermuncher”
All them burgers and he’s still mad.
