• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
    71·
    2 months ago

    These are some wild stats. Why doesn’t he poop

    Edit: I’m now remembering that comas and periods aren’t always used the way I’m used to

  • gnomesaiyan@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    2 months ago

    I would be interested to see the total percentage of time I have spent in virtual worlds vs waking life.

  • ZeldaFreak@lemmy.world
    5·
    2 months ago

    Forget stats, I want to see commented replays. Every time I missed a hint of person. Every person that got romantic/sexual feelings for me and the best time to make a move. Every time I lost something or got robbed. Shit like that. I’m really interested in that, even though it could be hell, when you realize how much you missed. To really rub salt into the wound, they could show you “what if” scenarios of missed opportunities. For example what would have happened if I did a bit better at a job interview? What if I applied for a job, where I skipped over the ad? Of course only realistic stuff and just one change. For example I never had any plans of getting a doctor and there would have been several different changes, to be remotely realistic.

  • Bruncvik@lemmy.world
    4·
    2 months ago

    I was recently thinking that if I died and went to hell, the greatest torture that could be inflicted on me would be to show me how much productive time I wasted pulling the meat.

  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    2 months ago

    Damn, I walk a fair amount recreationally (Pokemon GO), and I only have 10,000 km in the past 9 1/2 years. Well, according to my Pokrmon GO stats anyway. My day job is in an office though, so I don’t get as many steps passively.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 months ago

    And can I get to choose some perks for my next life?

    If no, here’s some suggestions:

    • Intuitive hindsight: In your next life, you’ll have an “intuition”, which will be able to help you to help repeating good things and avoiding mistakes, but the more you change the new timeline, the less trustworthy it becomes.
    • Supernatural talent: Based on your previous life’s talents, you can more easily guess how certain things works.
  • Stiffy@lemmy.world
    1·
    2 months ago

    I masturbate a lot, but, that’s excessive. Also how is everybody glossing over the fact that he only had 3 gfs and he had sex 1,597 times? Like what?