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vegeta@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Engineer proves that Kohler’s smart toilet cameras aren’t very private

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Engineer proves that Kohler’s smart toilet cameras aren’t very private

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vegeta@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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Kohler is getting the scoop on people’s poop.
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    The average person is most likely to be familiar with E2EE through messaging apps, like Signal

    An even more average person is most likely to wonder why you’re taking pictures of their poop in the first place.

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    I don’t know what’s funnier. A “smart toilet” or the fucking moron that is dumb enough to buy one.

  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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    That’s just what they mean when they say The Bold Look of Kohler.

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    Rich cunts really will buy any-fucking-thing

  • RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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    Just make sure Keegan Michael Key is around to help reboot your smart toilet https://youtu.be/ddgVVeSX_tE

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    Never install a camera in a bathroom

    Like, you don’t install anthrax in a maternity ward

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      Well, I can see some use cases. But they’re usually not pointed down in the bowl.

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    I’m sorry… a smart toilet camera? WTF??

    ETA: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T1p_dUU_6uQ

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      Awaiting the camera that inspects your feet for issues and no-other-reason in 3… 2…

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    Rich people are insane. Why pay extra to stream a butt hole camera?

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    please get in line for Mandatory Penis Inspection

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