DNC: We’ve listened to your suggestions and taken them to heart. We have a new candidate, someone not cut from the old cloth. In fact, he’s even a socialist. Let me introduce you to our new 2028 candidate…Steven Miller. He’s not just a socialist, but a national socialist! Don’t forget to vote blue no matter who!
Absolutely not, we really need a fresh pool of candidates, the Democratic elites need to be fired, all of them.
DNC: We’ve listened to your suggestions and taken them to heart. We have a new candidate, someone not cut from the old cloth. In fact, he’s even a socialist. Let me introduce you to our new 2028 candidate…Steven Miller. He’s not just a socialist, but a national socialist! Don’t forget to vote blue no matter who!