neuter your fucking cats
especially neuter your fucking outdoor cats
Cats shouldn’t be outdoors period.
Lions: “I’m not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me”

kay…
Unless they already been part of the local ecosystem for a thousand years in your country. Then keeping them indoors causes problems instead.
The kitten could be his nephew, or his first cousin once removed.
That still falls under the “related” term, though.
Yes, that was my (humorous) point. The cat can be related to other cats even if it is neutered.
Oh, sorry, whoosh on my part.
Clearly, that’s Robin.
“Hi meet your grandkid”
That look. That perfect f u cat look. “Btw, this guy lives here now, too. Whatcha gonna do about it? Get food, peasant!”
People who let cats roam are first class assholes. People who let unfixed cats roam are a threat.
You better pet me and my son again and again
Wow this is incredible! I used to have a black and white cat that look very similar, and I also named him Batman!!
He was my childhood cat, he died almost 20 years ago. Maybe he is a reincarnation :). Crazy though. I gotta show this pic to my family…
Edit: I have a cat now named Robin
I also had a black and white cat named Batman. Shortened from Lord Battenberg (cake) man.
Why is He not called Batcat?
Bat-mite
“I am Batman.”
“This is also Batman, but smol.”









