• Typhoon@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    Noem: It’s a war zone out there! It’s crazy!

    Them: What do you mean? People are shooting at each other? Bodies in the streets?

    Noem: They won’t let us pee in their restrooms!

    • IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Well did the ICE agents submit to gender checks first, to make sure they’re using the correct restroom? A copy of their birth certificate should suffice.

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        5 months ago

        Not good enough we also have to do a manual inspection. Michael testicletickler is going to be doing the inspections. Dont let the name worry you though, he doesn’t tickle testicles only fingers buttholes.