This one hasn’t figured out that they arent single
If I were a single man, this would be a huge draw. Bring me your weirdest cuddle-kicker-lickers, your fuzzy, somewhat abusive little sons and daughters.
I think you’re actually married.
Milo thinks so too.
Probably better companion than the men
Source: I’m a man and I would choose the cat
Animals are 100% better companions than humans, man or woman, or whatever.
I disagree, my wife doesn’t. Please explain?
As a man, I’m willing to let Milo lick my hair while I sleep.
You can sleep on the couch.
As a bald man, I may consider staying with you as I suppose no hair will be licked.
No hair anywhere?
Below the belt, yes.
Imagine having a cat where you’re the little spoon.
That’s what you get for accepting a god into your home.
