Next article: volcano falls out of a window.

That’s sort of how volcanoes work? They don’t release the schedule, so you kinda have to be on your toes all the times. You know, hard times yada yada.

hmmm…is the ring of fire finally activating?

There are no threats to populated areas, Russia’s emergency ministry said.

Which means nothing coming from the Russian state.

Guess he’ll have to rebuild the secret lair somewhere else.

It’s happening 👋 👋