The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned people to not “kiss or cuddle your turtle” after a salmonella outbreak linked to small turtles has sickened at least 26 people across 11 states.
Public health officials announced that they are investigating a “multistate outbreak” of salmonella linked to small turtles after dozens of people have fallen ill in recent months, according to the CDC.
Well, there went my plans.
Classic CDC kink shaming me :(
Still okay to fuck it though, right?
As long as you use a condom.
I usually just have my girlfriend kiss my turtle.
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER!
No.
Also, don’t lick your frog…
Who couldn’t love that snappy little face?
Link to CDC report on which states are so far affected: https://www.cdc.gov/salmonella/turtles-08-23/map.html
Most states have had only 1 or 2 cases reported so far.
How did you did down voted for that?